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I'm not paranoid everyone IS out to get me

Wed Sep 2, 2009, 7:19 AM
  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: Young-Hollywood Undead
  • Reading: The Founding- Dan Abnett
  • Watching: PIE
  • Playing: KOTOR
  • Eating: PIE
  • Drinking: EVIL VODKA now with 30% more evil
It seems everyone has an evil plan these days. But it my girlfriends plan that scares me. Now Kaitlyn constantly injures me which I now know was all on purpose so I'd let my guard down. Yesterday while she was here she nearly crushed one of my um berries which would have left me with one. She also has been trying to get me to cut my hair short, dye it blond and put it into the same style of hair Tre Cool has. Meanwhile she is talking about getting her hair cut like Billie Joe Armstrong's. This furthers my theory that she is trying to turn me into a Tre copy so she can live out her sick insane Green Day Yaoi fantasies. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!!

More crackpot theories coming soon

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  • Current Residence: Lapeer
  • Interests: warcraft im addicted please dont help me
  • Favourite movie: Ironman
  • Favourite band or musician: Five Finger Death Punch Hollywood Undead Linking Park I can't choose
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: Tom
  • Favourite poet or writer: R.A. Salvatore
  • Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cherry
  • Personal Quote: Its not how you die that matters its how many people you take with you
  • Tools of the Trade: ice picks and a can of silly string please ask

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:iconbloodywolveseh:
jo I can maybe get us a web domain.
maybe.
get a hold of me for more info.

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If you look closely you'll find,
that behind my genuine smile,
hides a bold faced lie.
:icondragonsbane345:
that'd be cool if try and get that damn art for the comic online so I can tell you what I hate about it

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I'm gonna have your wire jawed shut

One day the world will look up and yell stop eating our babies and I'll mumble with a full mouth "No"

I am a fool, A genius, A laughing jester, a crying clown, I am Corruption in it's purest form now come entertain me
:iconbloodywolveseh:
drop me a line bitch or I start eat the cute and fuzzy

--
If you look closely you'll find,
that behind my genuine smile,
hides a bold faced lie.
:icondragonsbane345:
Is not my fault computer has gone kaputnik from veerus then stupid mother drop computer and break powerski device

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I'm gonna have your wire jawed shut

One day the world will look up and yell stop eating our babies and I'll mumble with a full mouth "No"

I am a fool, A genius, A laughing jester, a crying clown, I am Corruption in it's purest form now come entertain me
:iconshadowpsycho:
:bonk:

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I love yaoi. Got a problem? Don't talk to me. Like it too? Want to surf together?

I don't have a morbid sense of humor, just one that is rarely appreciated.
:icongreenday217176:
:XD: Thx for the fave, yo :)

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:sun: I feel the salty waves come in, I feel them crash against my skin, and I smile as I respire because I know they'll never win. :D

- "New Perspective", Panic At the Disco
:iconbs-works:
Hey so you know I changed accounts to :iconriv0t:
:iconelefish:
Thanks for the :+fav:!
:iconmsdd:
Thanks for the favorite, that really means alot to me!

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Reaper's favourite quotes:
"cogito ergo sum (I think, therefore I am)"~René Descartes
"The right way is in between, through the middle. Between the two extremes" ~ Buddha
"I know, that I know nothing." ~ Socartes.
:iconbloodywolveseh:
HAHAHAHA Matt an ANGEL?
HAHAHAHAAHahahah...
she drew you as an angel?
great drawing but F*#king Hilarious to, thanks I needed the laugh.

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IF I WAS MEANT TO BE SANE THE BLOODY DUCK WOULD HAVE TOLD ME SO!!!
*sobs uncontrollably for several minutes until Donald Duck walks in, yells something unintelligible and then slaps him in the face with what ironically turns out to be a rubber chicken*

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